In 1947, something perverted happened in Roswell, New Mexico. Something so dark and secret the U.S. Government had to maintain a cover-up for forty years. Now, for the first time ever, you will see shocking footage that will expose a startling truth: Aliens did indeed FUCK humans.

I've been very busy. You know that video camera you got me for Christmas? It's really coming in handy. I can't wait for you to see my home movies. Remember how I used to tell you how I wanted my very own midget and watermelon patch? And remember how uncle Shelby used to dress up like a woman?