I've been very busy. You know that video camera you got me for Christmas? It's really coming in handy. I can't wait for you to see my home movies. Remember how I used to tell you how I wanted my very own midget and watermelon patch? And remember how uncle Shelby used to dress up like a woman?

Those crazy presidents. They sure know how to score the nookie. watch as past and present leaders share in the wealth of our great nation. And you thought republicans and democrats couldn't agree on anything!